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Be the first in your circle to level up your wardrobe with some world-class Colonist merch and send your friends into frowny, fabric-y regret.

Or, call upon your heroic benevolence and gift them a wearable phoenix (her name is “Phoeona”). If you do, you’ll just be proving — once again — that you’re the best thing in their life, and that they probably don’t deserve you.